…but something just got me thinking. Remember when France opposed the American Iraq Adventure(TM) and Congress started calling french fries “Freedom Fries”? French toast became “Freedom Toast” and, I suppose, French bread became “Freedom Bread”.

Well, a friend of a friend is starting a riding school in the US, but the horses she’s using are Arabian breed. (That might not be the correct way to put it. Forgive me, I know virtually nothing about horses, except that they’re big, they pack some serious force per square centimetre, and it’s very high up when you’re on top of one.) Shouldn’t they be renamed, within the scope of our Nouveau-Terror World(TM)? Rather than “Sleepy Pastures Arabs” (which can give entirely the wrong idea), how about

Silky Oaks Justice Riding School?

or

Sunny Vale Justice Stabling?

Yes, I’m suggesting Arabs be renamed Justice Horses! Doesn’t that have a nice ring to it? That way, you won’t ever have to wonder whether that horse-breeder down the road is a true patriot. Or something else. Know what I mean?