I got an SMS from a friend recently. And it went something like this:

Blessings to you and your family! You need to know that the Lord Jesus Christ needs to be thanked for all your blessings. Say this prayer: Lord, thank you for the blessings on me and my family. Bless me, my family, my home, my work and my friends. Because of you, all things are possible. Amen. Please immediately onto 12 people and you will see an immediate sign of God’s blessing. This is not a joke.

And I thought … God believes in chain letters?!