Archive for February, 2011

  • Continuing our adult education

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    Have you met them? Sure you have! Those people who are convinced that, the moment they stepped out of school or university, their education ended. Don’t need to learn any more, they seem to be saying. Even doctors have this attitude. Oh, they “keep up” with all the latest journals, but I’ve met several who believe that, this onerous task to one side, there’s no need on this Earth to learn anything new ever again. How am I supposed to trust such closed-minded people with my health?

    When J and I were discussing how the homeschooling was getting along (a weekly review), it started with the gripes. I wonder if I’m teaching them an expansive enough curriculum. I wonder if I’m hitting the correct concepts in the correct order. I worry about the dismal lack of quality in some workbooks I’ve bought. I wonder how to work more innovation into our schoolwork.

    J is worried about the sheer amount of time it takes to homeschool kids. The critical importance of an even temperament in the face of “how the hell did you manage to do that?!” moments. Whether he’s pacing things correctly in the ECA (Extra-Curricular Activity) he supervises with them. (Electronics, in case you were wondering.) What else he can think of to keep things interesting.

    Then we started moving into the positives. The ability to offer our kids a more holistic view of education, where chemistry mixes with cooking and physics mixes with discussions of the weather. And, one of the most important intangibles of all, our own attitudes.

    I told you before that The Wast is learning piano and Little Dinosaur chose the violin. What I didn’t add was that the start of this year meant that both J and I took up instruments as well. I’m learning the piano, which is a switch from my previous instrument of flute. And J, who has never learnt a musical instrument in his life and worried terribly that he doesn’t have a musical bone in his body, is learning the tenor saxophone.

    The effect of us parents actively learning is, we feel, a good one for our kids. They see that we practise every day, and there’s never a single squirm or upturned lip when I tell them it’s time for their own practice sessions. They know full well that we’ll start ours the minute they finish theirs and that we’ll practise for longer.

    When we make mistakes in our music, we stop, re-read and try again. They’re learning to do the same and will repeat troublesome passages several times until they get it right. Nobody told them to do that, or stood over their shoulder to make sure they take instrument in hand. They’ve done it all by themselves.

    J and I originally decided to take up music as a way of keeping our minds active. (I swear, I can feel the neural paths being formed in my brain. The image it conjures up is an explorer deep in the jungle, hacking a path through the greenery with a machete. About as slowly too.) But we’re finding an unexpected pay-off in the kids’ education. With homeschooling, you can’t lie. What you are and what you show is what the kids will pick up. So far, the good seems to be outweighing the bad. So far.

  • Singapore stomach

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    I’m not sure what to make of the case I’m about to relate to you, so I’ll just tell you what happened.

    A few months ago, there was a celebratory event at a club. The people invited included locals and expats. The buffet lunch was provided by an external caterer. At that lunch was an Austrian friend of ours. Let’s call him…Karl.

    Karl and the other attendees didn’t eat as much of the food as the organisers anticipated so, at the end of the event, the organisers told everyone that they could take the remainder of the food home. Karl, newish to Singapore and still struck by the “exotic” food, came forward and got duly given some packages to take home.

    When he got home, he immediately asked his family to partake of the meal. “His family” consisted of a Singaporean fiancée and his parents, who were visiting from Austria.

    Later that night, all four people fell ill and were taken to hospital. Karl was sent home that night with some medication; his fiancée was discharged the next day; his mother was hospitalised for three days; his father stayed for five days.

    The Singaporean authorities leapt into action from the moment of admission. How did his family get sick? Where was he? Where did the food come from? Emails zinged back and forth as Karl tried to contact other attendees to find out who the catering company was.

    (For the record, J also suffered symptoms of very mild food poisoning from the same event.)

    Karl provided all the details he gathered to the Singapore authorities…and was told one week later that no action would be taken because he and his family did not contract food poisoning from a restaurant. Since it was an external caterer, he was told, there was no legislation in place to prosecute the offending company. This lack of legislation, he was additionally informed, also applied to hawker stalls.

    Karl was a bit nonplussed by this consequence and so was J. So, albeit almost half a year later, I did a bit of digging. In addition to finding out that there are more food poisoning cases in Singapore than anyone (i.e. Singapore) would like to admit, I came across the following:

    By the looks of things, hawker stands can be prosecuted by Singapore authorities. The case I’ve linked to is from 2009, involving the “Rojak Geylang Serai” food stall. The food stall was subsequently closed and a 13 April update says:

    Following the closure of ‘Rojak Geylang Serai’ at Geylang Serai Temporary Market on 4th April, transmission of food poisoning cases linked to the food stall had ceased. Since 9th April, there were no further notified cases to MOH [Ministry of Health]. The total number of food poisoning cases remains the same at 154, with 48 cases hospitalised.

    It also appears that catering companies can also be, at the very least, investigated:

    The Ministry of Health (MOH) and National Environment Agency (NEA) are investigating into a food poisoning incident involving a licensed caterer, ISS Catering Services Pte Ltd operating at Singapore Sports School, that was notified to the authorities on 4 November.

    To date, a total of 106 cases have been notified to MOH. All the cases, including 11 who needed outpatient treatment, have since recovered. None of the affected cases required hospitalisation….

    As a precautionary measure, the canteen operator, ISS Catering Services Pte Ltd, was required to clean up the food preparation and refreshment areas of the canteen. MOH has advised the school to be alert to new cases and to ensure high standards of hygiene among students, staff and food handlers. NEA will continue to work with the school to monitor the hygiene situation at the canteen closely.

    So what’s happening here? Is it the public that’s getting snowed by the Singaporean authorities (we are doing something), or was it Karl (we can’t do anything)? Maybe the authorities weren’t interested in pursuing the case because only three people were hospitalised and, out of those three, two of them are going back to Europe soon anyway and the third is a local?

    The only other viable explanation is that Karl is lying about what he was told but why would he? Up to this point, he’s enjoyed Singapore, even if he’s confused about why everyone is so obsessed over having white skin.

    So what’s going on here? Who knows. If you visit Singapore, just be aware that this is a tropical country and that food hygiene is not always the best.

    My personal recommendation is that you stalk Dr Vivian Balakrishnan, Singapore Minister of Community Development, Youth and Sports, and only eat where he eats. You see, there was a scare at the Youth Olympic Games last year, with 21 volunteers suffering food poisoning. Fearlessly, Dr Balakrishnan stepped up to the plate by admitting that HE is the quality control process:

    “I’ve made it a point every day to chat and have my meal with the volunteers. So that is my way of ensuring quality control [my emphasis --kaz], that the food for the volunteers is the same food that I eat.”

    There you go. No delusions of godhood or even due process here. Who needs a rigorous food hygiene regulatory framework when you have good ole Viv?

    POSTSCRIPT: If you follow the link about the Youth Olympics outbreak, you’ll notice that one of the volunteers who suffered food poisoning “wanted to be known only as Mr Tan.” This is how scared the average Singaporean is. You volunteer for an event, giving of yourself and your time. Something is mismanaged and you’re STILL too afraid to step forward and admit you were a victim. Pathetic.

  • Blogging at Goodreads on Fridays

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    As part of Kaz’s 2011 expanding social presence strategy (we’re not supposed to say stuff like that, but it’s true), I’ll be trying to blog at Goodreads every Friday. The first post is up so, if you are so inclined stalwart reader, please direct your browser here.

    You’ll notice that posts from this blog are also on the feed. I’m still new to Goodreads and am not sure how to turn that off, but I’ll be trying, so you don’t get redundant information.

    Have a good weekend!

  • 888 Prosperity … buy my books now?

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    It comes as no surprise to see gaudy advertisement after advertisement during special occasions here in Malaysia. Having just past Chinese New Year, the prevailing colour was, of course, red. Which actually brings up another sideline observation. Is there some underground global legislation that says that if you open a Chinese restaurant/take-away/shop, you have to make sure at least 51% of any shopfitting/paint is red? Believe it or not, the Chinese characters emblazoned on the front of the establishment are usually a dead giveaway. No need (please!) to rub it in with red carpet, red dinnerware, glassware decorated with red trimming, red serviettes, red wallpaper, red lantern lighting, red…you get my drift.

    Moving right along, we have an interesting phenomenon in advertising. That is, the Prosperity This or the Auspicious That.

    I was wondering why this was bothering (i.e. annoying the hell out of) me. After all, don’t we get inundated with ads during Christmas/Easter/Western New Year, and so on? Standard procedure is to keep an eye open for real bargains, ignore the rest and move on. But these Chinese New Year ads are…something else.

    In the case of Christmas specials or Christmas cakes or Christmas decorations or Christmas sales, the emphasis is on…Christmas. Okay, it may have lost every bit of spirituality that it first engendered as an ancient spirit-of-life ritual, but we generally know that it’s about An Occasion. It’s then up to us to use the occasion as a channel to find deeper meaning in our own lives and reflections that we can use moving forward. Presumably.

    I think the thing that bothers me about the Chinese New Year ads is not that it’s about An Occasion so much as it is about Me and what will rub off on Me. The implication of the ads is that I will increase my fortune, I will double my happiness, I will be prosperous, if I eat this burger/buy this car/send out for this pizza. What is possibly going through the minds of the advertisers and, perhaps more importantly, does it work?

    The examples I have littering this post was culled from one day quickly flicking through one paper. I should have started a month ago in order to give you the full gamut of advertising lures, from $188,888* Mercedes sedans to $1,888* extras when buying a Proton car. There was even an S&W “prosperity” pineapple cup ad on TV, for crying out loud.

    And, as mentioned before, it was all about Me! A weird association between a product and someone’s fate, as if you really can double your money if you eat a cornflake-topped pizza or that you will have a successful year of business if you buy a dining suite from Harvey Norman.

    * (For those ignorant of the significance of the number “eight”, the pronunciation and Pinyin character for “8″ is similar to the spoken Cantonese for “fortune” and the written character for “wealth”. That’s like saying I date a lot because my favourite sweatshirt has a picture of Daffy Duck on it.)

    ADDITIONAL: Wow, my scanner has given up the ghost, I think. I can’t seem to get any decent colour balance from it At All. Maybe it’s time for a new one. Sigh.

    UPDATE: If you find this post interesting, read a similar observation from Yawning Bread, a Singaporean blogger and gay activist. And if you live around here and don’t subscribe to Yawning Bread, you should.

  • Gettin’ jiggy in Malaysia

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    I was going to blog about something else, but the weekend papers were so entertaining, I thought I’d postpone my previously scheduled post.

    But, before I continue, I’d like to thank Trisha Wooldridge for chiming on a recent blog post about guns and zombies. Thanks to Trisha, I think my case is made! :)

    It’s Valentine’s Day today and a friend who remembered his days working in Singapore mused that I’d be having some fun as it’s hugely celebrated. Not in Malaysia. The Deputy Prime Minister (DPM), Tan Sri Muhyidden Yassin, would like to:

    advise that, from the perspective of Islam, Valentine’s Day is not appropriate for Muslims.

    Following on in the same article, you should know that:

    The National Fatwa Council had decreed in 2005 that Muslims should refrain from celebrating Valentine’s Day because it is not part of Islamic teachings.

    Yep, just remember to keep those minds tightly shut if you’re a Muslim. Moving further south, if you’re in Johor:

    The Johor Islamic Affairs Council will be more vigilant on Valentine’s Day to check on Muslims who behave indecently on the pretext of celebrating the event … [The Council] would step up its anti-vice raids at places known to be favourite haunts of lovers in the state. “In Johor, the council conducts such operations daily. However, these operations will be increased during Valentine’s Day.”

    To hourly, perhaps?

    It’s all the damn Christians’ fault, according to Muslim preacher and motivator(!) Siti Nor Bahyah Mahamood who, on TV9′s Halaqah programme two years ago said that:

    immoral activities, discoing, couples meeting in private, are traditions of the Christian community.

    It doesn’t end, does it? You say Muslims are murdering thugs, Muslims say you’re degenerate hedonists. At least nobody is slinging mud at us atheists, which makes a nice change.

    But the Christian Federation of Malaysia was not going to take this lying down. It:

    has stressed that Valentine’s Day is a secular observance which Roman Catholics and Protestants do not commemorate as a religious festival … “Although the word ‘Valentine’ draws some connection to St Valentine, church authorities have not endorsed the connection, be it Roman Catholic or Protestant.”

    Although I do believe the Roman Catholics may be thinking about a man-boy love day to commemorate the canonisation of the Patron Saint of paedophilia, Pope John Paul II. Obviously, Siti hasn’t done her homework as there are a few Christian-baiting zingers out there (that are true, even!) just waiting to be fired. I should clue her in.

    Back to the anti-Valentine brigade. It’s not just my little corner of Malaysia that will be seeing the morality corps sniffing around. The Malaysian Islamic Development Department (Jakim) is now involved with distributing anti-Valentine’s Day leaflets throughout the country (well, Putrajaya anyway) and

    [S]tate governments in Kedah, Kelantan and Selangor had directed the local authorities to work closely with the police and Rela [paramilitary civilian corps mostly involved in harassing foreigners --ed.] to check immoral activities on Feb 14.

    You’d think the situation is clear-cut, right? Not so fast, grasshopper. The deputy president of Anwar Ibrahim’s political party, PKR, said that:

    Yes, I've given my wife flowers and taken her for dinner on Valentine's Day before. Sometimes we even get jiggy with it. I am still a Muslim.

    It is not wrong to Muslims to celebrate Valentine’s Day as long as they are aware of religious boundaries.

    Hold on! But I thought…the fatwa thing…and the flyer thing…and the lectures…and the increased police patrols…. What?!

    And then the head of Umno Youth (the youth wing of the Malay-based governing party in Malaysia), Khairy Jamaluddin came up with the scanned quote to the left, proving that he’s more of a middle-of-the-road hip-hop fan than a down’n'dirty r’n'b rebel. I’m sure he’d appreciate a Black-Eyed Peas CD for his next birthday, should any of his friends or family be reading this. (Oh, except for the “My Humps” thing. Just skip that album.)

    Seriously, I couldn’t make all this stuff up. So if you’re now confused about celebrating Valentine’s Day in Malaysia, that’s nothing compared to how the average local Muslim feels.

    In any case, if you are celebrating, regardless of your race, colour or creed, Happy Valentine’s Day.

    Cartoon from Sunday's "The Star" by Reggie Lee

  • Oracle and Java: to fork or not to fork

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    Recently, I wrote a post on LibreOffice and why I thought it was a better alternative to OpenOffice. The main reason was the past recalcitrance of Oracle over open-source as an obstacle to future open source initiatives.

    After I wrote that, J read it and asked, “What about Java?” In buying Sun, Oracle bought Java as well. Would Oracle turn things around and give Java a bit of the lovin’ it had been denying other open-source initiatives?

    [Insert snort of derision here]

    An El Reg post from 8 February cites a Forrester report that declares Java’s future as “alive and well but limited”. El Reg journalist Matt Asay points out that:

    Java [has not been] helped any by the political infighting that has plagued its development over the last few years. Sun had its share of detractors for its (mis)management of Java, but the ire reserved for Oracle’s manhandling of Java and its Java Community Process takes the criticism to a new level.

    Perhaps most notably, the Apache Software Foundation dumped its support for Java’s governance processes, and the open-source crowd also decided to fork the popular Hudson code management project.

    It also leaves Oracle with one more black mark against its reputation with developers.

    And what do the bread-and-butter developers think of Oracle? That would be the wonderfully entertaining commenters at El Reg. At the risk of fielding an accusation of cherry-picking quotes…oh hang it, here are other dudes that also think Oracle are a bunch of tyrannical twats. Andy73:

    If I were a shareholder in Oracle, I’d be most concerned that rather than buying an asset and leveraging it as far as possible, the company appears to be entrenching itself and alienating the wider market. As the author says, it’s probably a position they can hold for some time with little ill effect, but companies don’t grow by defending a corner.

    And from DrXym:

    …Oracle are insane to alienate open source developers whether they are volunteers or employed. The Apache foundation, Spring (VMWare), Hibernate / JBoss (Red Hat), Eclipse (IBM) are all critical contributors to the success of Java. If you develop for Java then the chances are you use a combination of tools and libs from all of the above.

    If you piss off these projects, or deny them input into the platform, they’ll simply begin to think about taking their business elsewhere.

    And while amanfromMars1 is perhaps overstating things by drawing philosophical connections between Quantitative Easing and Oracle’s bullheadedness, his heart seems to be in the right place:

    [Quote from Matt Asay's article:] “Oracle won’t be a comfortable position if it owns the data center but cedes client-side application engineering to someone else. Microsoft showed long ago that owning the end-user drives a lot of infrastructure decisions.”

    Quite so, Matt. Having a store of information [owning the data center] and not having the developers/metadatabase analysts in this case, to turn toxic old phorm information into dynamic new build intelligence, is a carbon copy in a parallel plane [and/or if you are heavily into Virtual Reality Fields and the ARGenre], of the present QE fiascos, with the trillions of fast instant cash being pumped into the money system, which is the owning-the-data-center element, doing absolutely nothing to create a bulwark against catastrophic collapse of the system because there is nobody to use the flash cash/toxic old phorm information to build a SMARTer Intelligence System for SMARTer IntelAIgent Systems.

    But the prize of Geek In-Joke of the Day has to go to Rafael1, who says:

    In a side note, I love when I get people’s CVs which mention HTML as a programming language… I have to resist the urge to ask them to implement a sorting algorithm in HTML.

    Good one, Rafael1! Have to remember that.

  • Not a blog post

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    There will be no blog post today because I’m still in post-Chinese New Year mode. I made big promises to myself, oh yes my preciousssss. Promises that, as the kids were on holiday, I could use the homeschooling time to get some Real Writing done. To break the back of my current novella. To sprint to ten thousand words and beyond.

    Alas, in the end all that happened was that I just moved my laptop from room to room. In fact, J moved it for me and I didn’t even notice for a day and it was moved from the kitchen, which is where I am a lot of the time! LOL

    I treat writing as a professional job. I write during the week but, unless there’s an emergency looming, I take the weekend off to concentrate on family. And thus my subconscious must have taken this philosophy to heart because I Couldn’t, For The Life Of Me, Get One Word of writing done during the long weekend.

    I slept. Almost an entire day, which is unheard of. I read. I cooked. I drank. Copiously. But I did not write.

    And so here I am on Monday morning. We’re starting a new school year at homeschool. The Wast will be beginning a Primary-7 syllabus and Little Dinosaur will be tackling Primary-5. I’m revving up with new workbooks and some new technology to use (but more about that anon). My writing laptop beckons to me and I know that I’ll have to knuckle under. It’s a working day. Time to work.

    But, in the minutes in between, the precious minutes I spend with you, stalwart reader, I’m just savouring the laziness. And that’s why there is no blog post today. Just fyi. ;)

  • Gong Xi Fa Cai (Kong Hee Fatt Choy)

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    And a happy Chinese New Year to you, stalwart reader. Today, most countries throughout south-east Asia grind to a halt as the economic engines that are Chinese small business owners take a couple of days off to eat and impress their way to the Year of the Rabbit.

    The Chinese zodiac is year, rather than month, based and, furthermore runs in a 12-year cycle, with a sub-cycle based on the five elements. According to legend, Buddha invited all the animals in the world to a feast when he was about to leave Earth, but only twelve showed up. In order, they were: rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, sheep, monkey, rooster, dog, pig. To honour them, Buddha named each of the years in the lunar cycle after them in the order in which they turned up at the meal. That’s not all, however. Each animal also runs through its own cycle based on the five elements of metal, water, wood, fire and earth. This new Chinese year, for example, is the Year of the Metal Rabbit.

    If you filter in the element as well as the animal, you will see that your particular Chinese zodiac occurrence only comes along once every 60 years.

    And why would an atheist talk about Chinese astrology? Why not? It’s fun, even if I don’t believe in it. Actually, especially if I don’t believe in it. The family are off to a lovely dinner today, which includes Yee Sang, originally a Teochew-style dish but now adopted by Chinese communities across Singapore and Malaysia.

    Personally, I think Yee Sang took off around here precisely because it’s messy and, by execution, causes great hilarity. What you do is this:

    1. Put a selection of ingredients onto a platter. The ingredients can include, but are not limited to, finely julienned carrots, capsicum, daikon radish, cucumber, pear, finely shredded kaffir lime leaves, lettuce, peanuts, orange and/or pomelo segments, lotus seeds, jellyfish, sea cucumber, pickled ginger, sesame seeds, fried rice vermicelli noodles, and so on. Really, your imagination is the only stumbling block at this point, but the keyword is grated (or finely shredded).
    2. Put a selection of sauces onto the ingredients on the platter. These sauces include plum sauce, lime juice, maybe apricot jam as well as kumquat paste, sesame oil and five-spice powder. The idea is to have a slightly sweet, piquant dressing but go easy on that five-spice powder.
    3. At this point, the next step may vary. My preference is to now have all the diners stand up and, with their chopsticks, try to toss everything as high into the air as possible, while singing out auspicious phrases.
    4. When everything is mixed and half of it is decorating the diners, chairs and table, everyone sits down, gets a portion of the salad, tops it with prawn crackers and slices of raw salmon (or mackerel) and digs in. (Most people toss the salad after the fish has been added but I never like missing out on my ration of salmon or mackerel if I can at all help it!) When finished, the rest of the meal proceeds as normal.

    I’ll let you know what was in the Yee Sang we’re going to have, so watch out for an update and Happy Chinese New Year to all! Have a great long weekend and catch you Monday.