Archive for the ‘Writing’ Category

  • Country finances 101

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    I’m still pretty incensed about Larry Niven’s comment (from my last blog), so thought I’d put together this necessarily sparse little primer regarding finances. Niven thinks that a major cost haemorrhage for the United States are the “illegals” using medical facilities. However, if I may, I’d like to present the following financial reality:

    The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan are costing the United States $5,000 per second. $300,000 a minute. $18 million an hour. $432 million a day.(*)

    In view of that, do you really think that “illegals” using US medical facilities and then nimbly skipping out sans payment are costing the United States even the equivalent of ONE DAY of warfare? Let’s say, yes. In fact, let’s be really hard-nosed about this and state unequivocally that such payment avoidance is costing the USA a whopping One Billion Dollars a year. We all agree that’s a lot, right? Sorry, that’s only a little more than two days’ worth of warfare.

    Whether you like to admit it or not, the war is the elephant in the room that nobody, apparently, can see.

    One week’s worth of warfare is about $3 billion. What would one week of warfare funding do for the US economy? Do you think hospitals could use $3 billion? Schools? Infrastructure? Social services? Remember, that’s just one week of fighting we’re talking about.

    The obvious objection to this is that this is American money and thus America should be able to dictate how it spends its money and “illegals” “sponging” off the system are really not on that list at all. Okay, but guys, I’m sorry to break this to you, but it isn’t American money. That $432 million a day? It’s not coming from US coffers. A lot of it’s on loan from other countries. As of June 2007, the US owed Japan $644,000,000,000, China $350,000,000,000, the United Kingdom $239,000,000,000 (now, that one raises some interesting questions for me) and sundry oil-producing nations $100,000,000,000. This comes up to a total of $1.3 trillion, on figures that are nine months out of date.

    (As a side-note, from someone outside the US completely, this devaluing of the US dollar is a very smooth, sneaky trick on the part of the Fed that essentially devalues the Treasury securities that the foreign governments own (like [US government issued IOUs] on the money countries have loaned the United States). In other words, the $644 billion that Japan now holds in Treasury securities/IOUs is not worth what they were a year ago. Nyuk, nyuk to you, creditor countries.)

    And, amidst all this, Niven thinks medical costs are an issue?! I suppose it’s just as well that he’s a science-fiction author because at least he can appreciate the view from that other planet he happens to be on.

    Please note that I’m trying very hard not to make any moral statements on any of this; I’m looking at this purely in terms of finances. If you were a person doing this, then you’d essentially be borrowing massive amounts of money from whomever you could, to throw parties for strangers, while ignoring your own livelihood . While the grass grows, the car goes unserviced, the children starve, the mortgage debt increases, and the house slowly decays into the earth, Larry Niven comes along and tells you that someone’s sneaking into your backyard and using your barbeque. Really, is that the most serious problem you have?

    I’ve been following the writings of Paul Craig Roberts(**) on the nuts and bolts of the US economy (Roberts was Assistant Secretary of the Treasury under Ronald Reagan), and what he says has been consistent over the past few years, and backed up by other articles I’ve cross-referenced. The savings of US citizens is in negative territory. Health, education, public services and facilities are suffering. Jobs in manufacturing and export-type industries are down. Jobs in service industries (which don’t translate into import dollars) are the only ones that are up, thus encouraging further domestic consumption, which encourages further imports, notably from China at this point. And, at the same time, the United States is massively building up debt to other countries to fund “initiatives” in other countries, and it doesn’t look like it’s stopping anytime soon.

    Seriously, I wish you only had the medical costs of “illegals” to worry about. The truth is much worse … someone shoot off a probe and tell Larry.



    (*)
    Actually, the Washington Post disagrees with me on this. It says that the cost of the war on Iraq alone is equivalent to $720 million a day, or $8,333 per second (as opposed to my $5,000). I’m just trying to be as conservative as possible, to short-circuit any accusations of exaggeration.

    (**) I like reading Paul Craig Roberts because he’s a conservative, and is a lot more difficult a person for Republicans to argue with than a liberal. Roberts still believes in Reaganomics, so if he’s sending a warning to Republican administrations regarding fiscal responsibility, then I certainly perk up. I, on the other hand, am neither Republican nor Libertarian nor Democratic (all of which shade the right side of the political spectrum).

  • It’s official — Larry Niven is an ass

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    So there’s this group called SIGMA (the capitalisation is important, I’m sure), who are a bunch of science fiction writers making various suggestions to the US government on how to protect the nation. And one SIGMA member is Larry Niven. And Larry Niven says … oh hell, I just don’t have the calm state of mind necessary to paraphrase this. Just let me quote the National Defense Magazine:

    Niven said a good way to help hospitals stem financial losses is to spread rumors in Spanish within the Latino community that emergency rooms are killing patients in order to harvest their organs for transplants.

    “The problem [of hospitals going broke] is hugely exaggerated by illegal aliens who aren’t going to pay for anything anyway,” Niven said.

    Which just goes to show that Niven has never been in hospital recently. Even I, outside the United States, know how difficult it is to qualify for a doctor to even look at you without producing copious documentation and letters from your insurance company, saying the ocular once-over will be reimbursed. (Go visit Ashley Ladd’s blog, if you don’t believe me.) Does he honestly believe that so-called “illegals” really swan into hospital, get treated for spinal injuries, and then swan out again while agilely side-stepping the bill? “Illegals bankrupt Mayo Clinic!” Yeah, right. If I was in a foul mood, I’d sic Orcinus on these guys.

    To his credit, Jerry Pournelle did comment that the suggestion was politically incorrect. Not morally reprehensible, mind you, just politically incorrect, thus confirming that form does indeed trounce substance in modern debate.

    It does eventually get funny. Quoting from the magazine again:

    … the writers used … [the 45-minute panel discussion] … to pontificate on a variety of tangentially related topics, including their past roles advising the government, predictions in their stories that have come to pass, the demise of the paperback book market, and low-cost launch into space.

    Bwahahahahaha. And David Brin, who I kinda respected up till now, ranted on the “lack of funds being spent to support citizen reservists to back up the military” (right, just what the US needs, more guys with sanctioned phallic substitutes):

    “It is impossible for you to succeed without us!” he shouted at the assembled officials, while banging his fist on the table and at one point jumping off his chair to wave a mobile phone in their faces.

    Actually, I don’t disagree with what he’s saying, but, you gotta admit, the way he said it was less than … [*snort*] … rational. Put that together with the imagined antics of the rest of the esteemed group, and I can hardly keep a straight face as I type this.

    Oh man, I love me some right-wing nutcases! Pity Heinlein is dead … that, ah, gentleman would’ve fitted right in.

    (Via Schneier).

  • Interview with Sue Lange at Radio Free Bliss!

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    I had the pleasure of speaking with Sue Lange in the latest Radio Free Bliss podcast. Okay, I know it’s not April yet, but let me explain.

    My original plan was to move to two interviews per podcast. I’ll be honest and say that this was a deliberate strategy in case something cropped up with an author and she couldn’t make it. Just as I was pondering this, Sue contacted a group of Broad Universe members on their use of technology in general, and podcasts in particular. We started a dialogue, and I told her what I was doing and she suggested hitting up the BU members for my interviews. Well, this fitted my revamped strategy perfectly! And, because she is such a gracious lady, she volunteered to go first (just like Ashley Ladd!), to reassure everyone else that an audio interview didn’t entail limb removal or any other sort of mutilation. Well, not most of the time, anyway.

    As I was editing the final interview, I realised that a two-interview podcast would end up as a HUGE file, and would eat a lot of bandwidth for those listeners who download/will download the file for later listening. It would be an added pain if said listener/s had dial-up rather than broadband. So I’m breaking it up into individual podcasts again, although I’m still planning for two authors per month.

    So that’s my grumble out of the way. What can I say about Sue Lange? She writes satirical speculative fiction, has held down a number of very interesting jobs (none of which I asked about in the interview!), and we had fun (I hope!) discussing labels in science-fiction, technology and Eastern Pennsylvania. Click here to go to the Radio Free Bliss page, and happy listening!

    Sue Lange’s website: http://www.suelangetheauthor.com

  • Full power ahead

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    It was something Ashley Ladd mentioned on March’s Radio Free Bliss podcast. (shameless plug!) She said she didn’t take a laptop anywhere to write unless she could be assured of a constant power supply. Man, does that eat me up too. I find I can’t write longhand/script anymore. After more than 20 years typing things, writing cramps the muslces in my hand if I attempt to write more than a paragraph. But there are times, usually when I’m waiting somewhere for the rest of the family to turn up, when I’d like to write something, maybe a scene that won’t leave me alone, or an outline for an upcoming story. What’s a geekgirl to do?

    I have a nice little Toshiba laptop that weighs in at 1kg but the battery only lasts 2 hours, max. And I’ve been tyre-kicking the Asus Eee in the shops, but the keyboard isn’t made for a touch typist, much less a touch typist with long fingernails. I had two wonderful, full size portable keyboards for my Palm IIIx, but both of the Palms are now bricked. Still, the thought cropped up and nagged me, and that got me coming back full circle.

    Here’s my personal opinion. If you need something to write on, with the way current laptop technology is going (or not, as the case may be), you’re really best off with a PDA and portable keyboard. The PDA’s battery life cannot be beaten, esp. when compared to a laptop. And there are all kinds of portable keyboards you can get for them according to your personal preference (and I am waaaay picky about keyboards), from physical links to infra-red to Bluetooth to projection. The money you spend on a PDA+keyboard is a fraction of what you would spend on a small laptop, and equivalent to what you’d spend on an Alpha Smart.

    I don’t mean to demean Alpha Smarts. As I said in the podcast, many authors swear by them, and Ashley absolutely raves about hers. But if you’re after something in colour, and with a smaller form factor, I think the PDA set stacks up pretty well. The Alpha Smart Dana (which would be the only one I’d consider) starts from $350. You can get a decent colour PDA for less than $250 and keyboard from $20 to $250. I have an IR keyboard that I originally bought for my Palm m515 (battery life ~ several days). With a new AAA battery, and a driver download, I find I can use that same keyboard on my iPaq (battery life ~4 hrs; hmmmm. Still, it’s better and lighter than a laptop). So that’s what I’ll be using from now on when I’m waiting for the family to join me for lunch. It’s nice finding a new use for something I bought years ago. Long live technology … as long as it works!

  • They’ll wriggle any which way they can

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    This blog courtesy of The Volokh Conspiracy, entitled pithily “Don’t Sell Ads on Your Blog”. This is particularly apropos since Ashley Ladd was only musing on this subject mere days ago. Here’s the good oil from a bona fide professor of law, people:

    …many homeowner’s insurance policies cover you for libel, invasion of privacy, and the like, including for the costs of defending the lawsuits. But they generally expressly exempt liability [my emphasis] that’s based on your “business pursuits,” which may include even those pursuits on which you make a pittance.

    It appears this applies to blogs/sites that host ads and those that also just have a tipjar. According to the insurance companies, even a few pennies constitute “business” and thus whatever you pay in home insurance is disappearing into a giant hole, without the requisite protection should/when the need arise/s. This aspect of your insurance (and please check your policy carefully to be sure) is particularly pernicious if you’re blogging about anything controversial. (And, these days, who’s to say what’s controversial and what isn’t?)

    The obvious next question regards “sponsored links”, like the type that appear next to many free web applications. But, from what I gather, if you aren’t making any money from it, then you’re okay. I’ve posted a comment to the Prof (Eugene Volokh) with this very question and will report back when/if I get an answer.

    ASIDE: Y’know, until I checked on the Prof himself, I thought the site name (“Volokh Conspiracy”) was some kind of secret reference to a science-fiction passion of some sort. (Maybe I was thinking of Vogon? And every s-f alien name that ends in “kh”!) In any case, Professor Eugene Volokh is A Real Person, and that’s his real name. In fact, he even looks pretty normal, even though he teaches within that Babylon city of the USA, that pit of vice, that nest of vipers … I am, of course, referring to Los Angeles. (I must be getting old because professors are starting to look younger and younger nowadays.)

    POSTSCRIPT: No, I don’t really think that of Los Angeles. In fact, it kinda reminds me of a grown-up Brisbane, Australia, which is where I spent many a halfway happy year. Didn’t appreciate being profiled at LAX by a roving Immigration officer, but that’s another story.

    POSTSCRIPT^2: Considering I’m Malaysian by birth, it would be remiss of me not to mention the Malaysian General Election that was held over the weekend. Although the ruling party, Barisan Nasional, retained a parliamentary majority, that majority was slashed to a 40-year minimum. Malaysians are (rightly) sick of the continuing corruption, apathy and lack of initiative under the current administration, led by Abdullah Badawi. However, a brickbat also to Opposition leader, Anwar Ibrahim, who was quoted in the Singapore newspaper, “The Sunday Times”, as saying:

    Why am I here in Singapore? Because I will not get fair treatment by the Malaysian press.

    That would, honestly, be like a US presidential candidate praising the freedom of press in Saudi Arabia. I wish Anwar would stop sucking up to foreigners (he’s been doing it since Al Gore was VP) and get on with actually trying to improve Malaysia. Anwar’s due to move back into politics in mid-April, all coy remarks to the contrary. I haven’t forgotten previous comments he made while Deputy PM during Mahathir’s reign, so I’ll certainly be watching what he does in the future.

    POSTSCRIPT^3: Prof answered everyone else’s questions, but not mine! Once more, teh romance author getz dissed! All I can say is, read your insurance contract.

  • March’s RADIO FREE BLISS podcast is here

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    Yes, I know. Three blogs in three days. Don’t get used to it, is all I’m sayin’.

    I am interviewing the lovely Ashley Ladd in the March edition of RADIO FREE BLISS. I caught her at her local Borders, and was lucky to get half an hour of her time. We covered writing, Florida, and Alphasmarts. Please pop along to the Radio Free Bliss site for a listen.

  • oh noes!11 i r self-publishd

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    Yes, it’s true. I’m hanging my head in shame. I, gentle reader, am a self-published writer. Was it because I didn’t want anyone to edit my work? Or because I was possessive of my words? Were the slings and arrows of impartial editors too much for me? Did I want my input — and only my input — on the cover of the work that would encase my precious words?

    Actually, it was for a birthday present for J. And now that I surprised him with it, I can’t do it again. What I did was this: I compiled all my blog entries from 2007, put them together in one volume, and printed them via Lulu. With the exception of the formatting, and a precipitously steep learning curve about PDFs with embedded fonts (much swearing, but then you already know that about me), it was all rather fun. And, much to my surprise, it came to 350+ pages, when I was really only expecting a 200ish pagecount. Just goes to show how much I can rabbit on when there’s nobody stopping me!

    J, too, was rather surprised at how thick the book ended up. And I’ve got a copy each for The Wast and Little Dinosaur, just so they know what their mama got up to when she was starting at this whole writing gig thing. I’m getting two boxes so I can squirrel away momentoes for them and keep them all in the one place. They’ve got the up-to-date set of the US Fifty Quarters series, for example, because we were living in the States when that initiative began — one set of Ps and Ds for each of them, and I’ve held onto the proof sets for myself ‘cos they’re so purty. And now they have a copy of my 2007 blog writings (not egotistical, much). I also have several Book of Days, which are short diary entries that I wrote with them in mind, and directed to them. Having tried the blog experiment with Lulu, I think a consolidated Book of Days is next.

    But printing, I hear you say? On *gasp* dead trees? Isn’t that, you know, environmentally unfriendly? Yep. As an epub author yourself, wouldn’t you be better off turning them into PDFs and burning them to CDs or something? Nope.

    Because, no matter how much I love technology, it never stands still. The file format that’s all the rage right now will be obsolete in five years’ time. I’ve heard of products on floppy disks that are destined for the scrap heap, because there isn’t any working equipment around any more to read them. Can you imagine? Months of effort slung away because the medium is obsolete. So, until something comes along that’s as universally compatible as paper, I think I’ll continue collating and printing my blogs at the end of each year. I only have a maximum readership of 3, but it’s the thought that counts.

  • Podcasts and an interview

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    It’s all my ISP’s fault. If they didn’t offer unlimited subdomains as part of my hosting deal, I wouldn’t have even thought about it. But it was there, after my initial “what the hell am I going to do with a subdomain?” question, bubbling away in my cunning, reptilian brain, filtered by geekgirliness. (That’s copyright me, by the way. I’m hoping it’ll end up as popular as “truthiness”.)

    At first, it was only a little step … the carving off of the blog to its own little empire. Then, as I started to struggle with putting the podcast on feed from my main site, it all became too difficult, and a voice said to me: say, why not create another subdomain for the podcasts? This, I have done. Behold, it is here. I’m still working on getting all three domains inter-related, which is going to be a major pain if I have any major updates I’m contemplating, but it should mean easier access for you to my various bits and pieces. You are worth it, aren’t you?

    So that was my punishment for the past couple of days — creating the podcast site. Now, it’s your turn. After that wonderful review of Combat! from Maria Zannini, she is interviewing me at her blog. It was a great interview and I had a lot of fun, so I hope you enjoy it too! Thank you, Maria; you’re a great friend.

    Summary for today:

    Maria interviews me: mariazannini.blogspot.com
    My main website: www.ksaugustin.com
    My blog (here, that is): blog.ksaugustin.com
    My podcast: radiofreebliss.ksaugustin.com

    I’m in search of a medicinal scotch next.

  • Backups? Don’t talk to me about backups!

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    I know what you’re thinking. You’re sitting there, shaking your head, saying to yourself, “Oh no. I know where that blog title came from. Poor Kaz had a run-in with her machine and something got deleted and she didn’t have a backup. Oh dear. I wonder how much she lost? I wonder how long it will take to recover?”

    That’s what you thought, wasn’t it? Go on, be honest. Well, you’re not quite right. Actually, you’re completely wrong and I have the exact opposite problem. You see, dear readers, I have kept too many backups. Let me explain.

    I have what I think is a great, solid science-fiction romance called War Games (WG). It actually grew from something I read on the Smart Bitches site early last year; to whit, while there are a lot of gay romances around, where are the lesbian ones? Click here for the link. In the Comments, I said I’d take up the challenge (on behalf of the more mainstream romance community … I’m not here to say there isn’t great lesbian s-f around … look at Ursula K leGuin and Joanna Russ, for example) and write a lesbian space opera novella and submit it to a publisher by the end of 2007. And Keziah Hill said she’d remind me. Well that didn’t happen (the finishing and submitting thing … and the reminding thing, come to think about it) but, in my defence, the story just kept growing until it’s now a full-sized novel (er, kinda sorta 80+K words, for reasons that will become obvious anon).

    So, here I am in February 2008, editing WG (as I do with anything that hasn’t sold yet) and, as I get to the end of my first recent round of edits, I get the feeling that I’ve expanded on some of the stuff before. And where is that passage I’m sure I wrote? And didn’t I include more description for this bit here? I mean, my memory is a bit flaky at times, but I don’t often forget pivotal scenes I’ve written for a current wip. So, riven by frustration, I started trawling back through my backups. Well, in an effort to be as paranoid about my work as possible, I put backups everywhere — on my two machines, on my thumbdrive, on my SD card, squirrelled with my ebook library (another SD card), on the home network drive, on a bigger external portable drive. Geez, it seemed the only place I hadn’t put it was on J’s work computer! And, to complicate matters, there were multiple backups at each location! So guess what? I had to go through all those backup directories, opening up each incarnation of WG, and checking a particular part of the manuscript for a scene I know I wrote, but couldn’t quite remember when. That has taken me a week.

    And I found it. The problem is, it’s not the version I’ve just spent several weeks editing. So now I have two versions of WG, each edited to approximately the same level, but each of them subtly different. Added to that is the added frustration of having the formatting of one all over the place because I migrated from Microsoft Word to OpenOffice Writer late last year and, despite editing, the version I opened still had wonky fonts all over the place. (Word must put some sticky bits in the document that can’t be removed by just changing the style, which is what I did the first time around.) I think I had to cut out and retype the offending text in full before the wonkiness disappeared in my ‘other’ version of WG; it’s damned annoying. Which wouldn’t be so bad except the wonkiness throws the pages out of alignment. Oh no, no quick scan between versions, comparing rough positions of paragraphs against each other. With the formatting gone up the wazoo, it’s got to be a line-by-line exercise. Why don’t I adjust the formatting? Because that, unfortunately, would be a line-by-line exercise as well and on an older edited version to boot.

    Look, I know I shouldn’t be complaining. I looked for a backup file and I found it. It could have been worse. I could have lost those extra 10,000 words and been desolate for weeks. But I’m just so frustrated at having to merge two manuscripts. Aw, what the heck. Who am I kidding? Underneath that irritation, I’m really pleased as punch. Ask any writer, and she’ll tell you that finding 10,000 extra words of usable work is like finding gold. Better, ‘cos you can start using it straight away. Just a word of advice to other paranoid writers, however — it may be best to perhaps restrict your backup options to only three devices and to use a grandfathering technique of versions rather than keeping the entire damn Genesis “and Abraham beget Isaac, and Isaac beget …” line of snapshot directories in each place. (I had up to 17! writing directories! in each! location! Yikes!)

    FURTHER THOUGHTS: Just ask me; I’ll write the most UNpopular romances ever. Ellora’s Cave doesn’t accept f/f anymore? No problems, Kaz will write it anyway. Readers say m/m really floats their boat but f/f is meh? Again, no problem, Kaz will write one anyway. Brain like mush much? On the flip side, I think I have a good story in WG. And I think I’ve done a fair job of eliciting sympathy for Cheloi and Garza and the difficulties of their romance, regardless of the fact that they just happen to be two women. I just hope I eventually find a publisher who thinks so too. Wish me luck.

  • No CAPA but fun in Geekdom

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    Well, I didn’t win a Psyche (that was my category at the CAPAs) BUT I lost to Joy Nash and her book Deep Magic. Joy just happens to be a best-selling USA Today author so, all in all, I’m not feeling too bad. Congratulations Joy!

    The subject of interest in ITlandia at the moment is the bid by Microsoft Corporation (the lumbering, myopic rhinoceros, perhaps) for Yahoo (the injured, undernourished gazelle), with Google as the stalking cheetah following the hunt across the savannah. In a recent news item from the San Jose Mercury News, the Good Morning Silicon Valley section (via their email newsletter) had this to say:

    In an internet moment, retired advertising executive Roy Bostock was thrust in the middle of a high-stakes Silicon Valley drama. Minutes after he was appointed Yahoo’s chairman Jan. 31, Microsoft phoned with its takeover offer.

    Minutes after? Do you wonder how that phone conversation went?

    MS: Good morning, I’d like to speak to your chairman please?
    YH: May I ask who’s calling?
    MS: Microsoft Corporation.
    YH: Yeah right, and I’m Albert Einstein. Piss off, you freak!

    or

    MS: May I speak with Terry Semel please?
    YH: I’m sorry, Mr Semel is no longer with the company.
    MS: Oh well, whoever is Chairman nowadays. And make it pronto!

    or even

    MS: May I speak with Roy Bostock please?
    YH: I’m sorry, we have no Mr Bostock working for our company.
    MS: Of course you do, you moron, he’s the new Chairman. Jeez, no wonder we’re trying to take you over!

    I wonder, too, if there are codewords that business owners use to identify that they’re bona fide billionaires, instead of one of the great unwashed masses pranking in their spare time.

    AP: Hi, I’d like to talk to Steve Ballmer.
    MS: I’m afraid Mr Ballmer is–
    AP: The ice moves swiftly when salty.
    MS: Oh, hold on a minute Mr Jobs, and I’ll put you straight through.

    And how would a retired advertising executive, no less, deal with a call from Microsoft, offering $31 per Yahoo share? “Yeah, whatever sweetheart. Look, why don’t you get your people to call my people and we’ll set up lunch, say, next Tuesday? You eat Italian? I love Italian. If we’re lucky, I’ll get Tiger Woods to join us. We completed a great campaign with him for steel-reinforced jockey shorts before I left Scratchy and Scratchy.” It’s hard to know who would be more stunned by such a conversation.

    So that’s the way my mind works when the truth was actually a lot more prosaic. Co-founder of Yahoo, Jerry Yang, got a call from Microsoft CEO, Steve Ballmer, and that’s when the offer was made.

    JY: (phone rings) Hi, this is Jerry.
    SB: Jerr, this is Steve. Steve Ballmer. How are ya, pal?
    JY: Great Steve, and you?
    SB: Fine. Fine. How’re the kids? And the wife?
    JY: Oh you know, ticking over. What about you?
    SB: Oh same ole, same ole. What about those 49ers, eh?
    JY: (chuckles) Yeah. Say, I’m taking the Gulfstream down to Atlanta to catch a game next month. Care to join me?
    SB: Sure. Just let me know when, in case it clashes with my regular poker night.
    JY: I’ll get my PA to confirm with yours.
    SB: Great. Looking forward to it. Say, since I’ve got you on the line…

    The Valley being a small place, these guys probably bump into each other at Fry’s every other week, and they’ve probably got each other’s private mobile number on speed-dial. But it’s still nice to muse on hypotheticals …

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